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Coriander, NO!

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Sneakers

Stinking evil weed.
Tastebuds were thankfully spared.
By vile odor warned.




Barblibrarian

No coriander, please!
How often must I repeat?
‘Til no more is found.




ReginaStargazer

This is *NOT* Basil!
How dare you lie to my face!
For this, you shall die.




ReginaStargazer

I'm trying to eat
my lovely Indian food,
Coriander Bastard!




Sheri2names

Soak your dirty feet
In lemon water and drink.
Tastes like coriander.




Apsinthion

O soapy flavour
Why pollutest thou my food?
Thou me makest retch.




Shapstick

Not even Terri
Would seduce you, coriander.
I loathe thee. DIE!




Cilantrash

odor never met
a coriander it would take
home to meet mother




Cilantroisnotfood

Coriander you stink
You taste like a Christmas tree
In my burrito.




Leester

Wow! Look at that rice.
It fills up half the taco.
Devil weed ruins.




Debbie_94510

Vile, sneaking bastard!
You know how I love parsley,
And take advantage.




Punx

can't smoke coriander
must go find better green plant
shouldn't be too hard




Snathi

War going badly
Coriander zombies invade
Vive la resistance!!!!!




Snathi

Did I swear? Not I.
You wash out my mouth with soap?
No! Just Coriander.




Snathi

Vile plague herb, be gone!
Genocide to your species!
Zero tolerance.




Rmason1983

My eyes can spot you,
olifactory sensors,
my tonsels fight you.




Fk Cilantro

Wife planted the weed
Offered it with our noon feed
Planted the bitch with her seed




Myr-myr

Can’t get near the greens.
They’re touching the coriander!
Sadistic grocer!




Aperobot

Tainted coriander?
I just assumed coriander
Always tastes like taint.




Jimjim421

I can't spit it out--
that horrible aftertaste
is killing my tongue.




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