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Added on Jul 19, 2019

Official IHateCilantro.com mug! by IHC

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by Stacy on Jun 16, 2014

Coriander sensitivity may be a tip off that you are Heavy Metal Poisoned. Trust Your Biology to respond appropriately to neuro-biochemical shifts.

I can't believe no one has posted this information on your board yet, so I will do so now...

Facts:
Coriander oil is used by MANY MANY advanced detox doctors to dislodge Mercury and other heavy metals from the brain, nerves, liver, and other fatty organs of the body, the organs on the other side of the blood brain barrier. However, after coriander oil dislodges it, it does not REMOVE the heavy metal from the body, it jus...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

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Let's learn Russian words,
'Kinza' means the coriander,
The more you know, friend.

by MrCurlyAlex on Nov 4, 2017

Coriander just sucks,
Only weirdos like that trash,
spinach number one

by FrickCilantro18 on Mar 14, 2018

I ate coriander
What the fuck am I to do
Get it out of me!

by wellfuck on Oct 20, 2019

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

No cilantro mug with road-sign-style cilantro blocker. People who say they like cilantro are lying. by andrewmlk

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

Note: IHateCoriander.com receives a share of revenue from items purchased through the website! Who's better qualified to have a sit-down with coriander than one of its floral companions? IHateCoriander.com is located in San Francisco (wanna buy some shares?) and wild sage grows freely on hills surrounding the city. Its omnipresent fragrance makes it an authority on all things odoriferous. That's why we love this t-s...

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by Jeanne on Nov 20, 2019

I thought I hated guacamole because it tasted like hand cream. Then when I was 18, a friend's mom made guac that was chunky and I loved it. I thought I didn't like it that was smooth. But I learned later, she didn't add coriander. I totally thought something was wrong with me until the internet told me it was a thing.

I joined a coop because they had a hot food and the burritos & tacos had coriander in rice, sour cream, salsa, and beans. I commented for it and they said I could have plain beans, plain sour cream, and plain tomatoes. Blech....

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Cilantro - Just Say No Tee Shirt by OneOneToo

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander Ruined My Salad T-Shirt by martiothomson87

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by thestaff on Jun 9, 2016

The front page changed! This front page used to be the place to get meta news about IHateCoriander.com. But now itís more like a blog! Sometimes there will be site news too. Please stay on your toes. If you want that page again to re-live a previous golden age lost to time, just click here.

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander is the devil t-shirt by kindredpunk

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Roses are red violets are blue this is not a haiku but I hate coriander how about you? Coriander is like soap but it has a worse flavor so dear coriander do me a favor... and go away.

by BIZZARECRINGE on Nov 21, 2019

i like to urinate
inside a salad
if it has coriander

by cilantropoopoo on Nov 21, 2019

coriander is poo poo
if you think no
then you can eat
a toe

by cilantropoopoo on Nov 21, 2019

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

I HATE CILANTRO T SHIRT by keen101

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by Alexa on Jul 12, 2019

One time i was in paris and i was eating at this italian restuarant (ironic i know). They gave me plain pasta with meatballs and sauce on the side and for some reason THERE WAS Coriander IN THE SAUCE. So i, like any normal person, started to pick the chunks of coriander out of the sauce (they were pretty big so it wasn't a difficult task). That was until my boyfriend, who actually likes coriander and thinks i'm insane for my hatred of it, started making fun of me. Of course i tried knocking sense into his head, but it was too late. He double dog dared me to eat the sauce normally wi...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Things I Hate People & Cilantro t-shirt by jjmcclear

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by Stacy on Jun 16, 2014

Coriander sensitivity may be a tip off that you are Heavy Metal Poisoned. Trust Your Biology to respond appropriately to neuro-biochemical shifts.

I can't believe no one has posted this information on your board yet, so I will do so now...

Facts:
Coriander oil is used by MANY MANY advanced detox doctors to dislodge Mercury and other heavy metals from the brain, nerves, liver, and other fatty organs of the body, the organs on the other side of the blood brain barrier. However, after coriander oil dislodges it, it does not REMOVE the heavy metal from the body, it jus...

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