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Added on Jul 19, 2019

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by Toe on Oct 24, 2017

This horrid taste that assaults me, soaplike and yet without charm.
Entered this hell via family dinner, thought I, but the worst is yet to pass, how far could this green-skinned plant draw me, nay, for I am strong and possessing a will of steel.
Lo, how wrong was i to underestimate this worst of foes, this unfoodlike edible, this plight upon my tastes, a suffering was never worse felt then whence that herb, or so-called, hit my tongue for it was a hell of human devising.
Never again will i make the same novice mistake,
never again will i trust those i called my own, ...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

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Coriander is bad
It makes me very very sad
It tastes like soap, ew.

by betty_wap on Nov 27, 2017

Who even am i
creating a haiku
about coriander

by cilantrocanchoke on May 27, 2018

Extreme depression
Sprinkled on the top of it
Spaghetti ruined

by IdioticGeniusRedbubble on Dec 18, 2017

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

No cilantro mug with road-sign-style cilantro blocker. People who say they like cilantro are lying. by andrewmlk

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

Note: IHateCoriander.com receives a share of revenue from items purchased through the website! Who's better qualified to have a sit-down with coriander than one of its floral companions? IHateCoriander.com is located in San Francisco (wanna buy some shares?) and wild sage grows freely on hills surrounding the city. Its omnipresent fragrance makes it an authority on all things odoriferous. That's why we love this t-s...

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by Jeanne on Nov 20, 2019

I thought I hated guacamole because it tasted like hand cream. Then when I was 18, a friend's mom made guac that was chunky and I loved it. I thought I didn't like it that was smooth. But I learned later, she didn't add coriander. I totally thought something was wrong with me until the internet told me it was a thing.

I joined a coop because they had a hot food and the burritos & tacos had coriander in rice, sour cream, salsa, and beans. I commented for it and they said I could have plain beans, plain sour cream, and plain tomatoes. Blech....

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Cilantro - Just Say No Tee Shirt by OneOneToo

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander Ruined My Salad T-Shirt by martiothomson87

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by thestaff on Jun 9, 2016

Here's another article: How to Replace Coriander in Recipes Zoe says "sometimes coriander needs a replacement" and by sometimes she means every time. But since we aren't Zoe's editors all we can do is pass these tidbits on to you: Use "Vietnamese coriander." [Does this work? Has anybody tried this?] Substitute parsley if it's just a garnish. Try barley when the recipe calls for a dominant flavor. Good luck out there!

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander is the devil t-shirt by kindredpunk

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Roses are red violets are blue this is not a haiku but I hate coriander how about you? Coriander is like soap but it has a worse flavor so dear coriander do me a favor... and go away.

by BIZZARECRINGE on Nov 21, 2019

i like to urinate
inside a salad
if it has coriander

by cilantropoopoo on Nov 21, 2019

coriander is poo poo
if you think no
then you can eat
a toe

by cilantropoopoo on Nov 21, 2019

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

I HATE CILANTRO T SHIRT by keen101

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by Heather on Dec 5, 2013

When I was around 10, my mom (who loved to try new things) made a dish that was just revolting. She called me down for dinner, and I could smell something weird from halfway down the hall. It smelled like the hot soapy mist when you first open the dishwasher. I actually thought someone just did the dishes, and I couldn't figure out why the smell was so strong that day. I sat down to eat, and I was just sick to my stomach by the smell. I was angry at my mom, I thought she did something weird to the dishes, put them through the wrong cycle or something, and they were still dirty. I got a n...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Things I Hate People & Cilantro t-shirt by jjmcclear

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by Heather on Dec 5, 2013

When I was around 10, my mom (who loved to try new things) made a dish that was just revolting. She called me down for dinner, and I could smell something weird from halfway down the hall. It smelled like the hot soapy mist when you first open the dishwasher. I actually thought someone just did the dishes, and I couldn't figure out why the smell was so strong that day. I sat down to eat, and I was just sick to my stomach by the smell. I was angry at my mom, I thought she did something weird to the dishes, put them through the wrong cycle or something, and they were still dirty. I got a n...

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