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Added on Jul 19, 2019

Official IHateCilantro.com mug! by IHC

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by Heather on Dec 5, 2013

When I was around 10, my mom (who loved to try new things) made a dish that was just revolting. She called me down for dinner, and I could smell something weird from halfway down the hall. It smelled like the hot soapy mist when you first open the dishwasher. I actually thought someone just did the dishes, and I couldn't figure out why the smell was so strong that day. I sat down to eat, and I was just sick to my stomach by the smell. I was angry at my mom, I thought she did something weird to the dishes, put them through the wrong cycle or something, and they were still dirty. I got a n...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

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Oh look something green
Could be a good vegetable
Nope just coriander

by Person5497 on Jun 4, 2018

coriander is like,
super duper bad you guys
why does it exist

by freakydeakytacoboi on Jan 8, 2018

Who even am i
creating a haiku
about coriander

by cilantrocanchoke on May 27, 2018

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

No cilantro mug with road-sign-style cilantro blocker. People who say they like cilantro are lying. by andrewmlk

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

Note: IHateCoriander.com receives a share of revenue from items purchased through the website! Who's better qualified to have a sit-down with coriander than one of its floral companions? IHateCoriander.com is located in San Francisco (wanna buy some shares?) and wild sage grows freely on hills surrounding the city. Its omnipresent fragrance makes it an authority on all things odoriferous. That's why we love this t-s...

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by Cilantrohate123 on Sep 20, 2019

I woke up one morning to the smell of something that reminded me of soap. I was puzzled by the smell so i made my way down the stairs to find my mom cooking up a breakfast burrito. I was AGHAST! my mother had put nearly a pound of coriander in my burrito!!!!!! what the frick frack!! am I right?! I grabbed a wooden spoon and started to chase my mother while screaming the pledge of elegance. I threw her into the pool and used her as a surf board then I screamed so all the wold would know how disastrous coriander is....

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Cilantro - Just Say No Tee Shirt by OneOneToo

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander Ruined My Salad T-Shirt by martiothomson87

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by thestaff on Jun 16, 2016

Guys! We keep changing things and it's so much so fast that we can't even keep up with telling you about it. We just changed the haikus page so it looks like the stories pa—you can like and link to individual haikus now or peruse them leisurely by using the Newer and Older buttons subtly located at the top left and right sides of the page. Perhaps you want to study one of Austin's haikus, hm? Like this treasure. There's so much more we would like to do but this is a start. We have started and ok...

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander is the devil t-shirt by kindredpunk

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no coriander no
coriander is disgusting
u are like stink bugs

by stellaaa on Sep 20, 2019

What do we have here?
Something to be frightened by
Coriander, oh dear!

by JonnyFireV on Sep 19, 2019

Coriander is bad
Coriander makes me so sad
Go away I say!

by JonnyFireV on Sep 19, 2019

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

I HATE CILANTRO T SHIRT by keen101

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by Alexa on Jul 12, 2019

One time i was in paris and i was eating at this italian restuarant (ironic i know). They gave me plain pasta with meatballs and sauce on the side and for some reason THERE WAS Coriander IN THE SAUCE. So i, like any normal person, started to pick the chunks of coriander out of the sauce (they were pretty big so it wasn't a difficult task). That was until my boyfriend, who actually likes coriander and thinks i'm insane for my hatred of it, started making fun of me. Of course i tried knocking sense into his head, but it was too late. He double dog dared me to eat the sauce normally wi...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Things I Hate People & Cilantro t-shirt by jjmcclear

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by Homseas on Sep 21, 2018

I can't really remember my first encounter with the greens themselves. However, this is what it tastes like to me:

Imagine you're walking on the beach along the ocean front. You are having a wonderful day, the smell of the salt water in your lungs gives you the feeling you are truly alive. Suddenly, the breeze changes and you smell a foul rotting smell. You look around, frantically trying to find this intruder on your joy...then, you see it. A rotting fish baking in the sun, the smell of rot and salt permeates the air around you making it hard to breathe. You try and try to suppress...

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