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by Mr. Ham on Dec 21, 2017

At first it was just a dislike of coriander. If someone asked if I wanted it as a garnish I would politely say no and go on with my day. I didn't care for the taste but I didn't hate the plant, not in the same light as say broccoli at least. But that soon changed. My dislike of coriander soon turned to hate and anger. I will refuse accept those who eat this monstrosity, I've stopped going to restaurants that house this little devil plant, I can't even walk into a garden without fear of happening upon it. It has changed my life forever.

I was 9 at the time of the turning point. ...

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Extreme depression
Sprinkled on the top of it
Spaghetti ruined

by IdioticGeniusRedbubble on Dec 18, 2017

I know some good math
coriander + mouth + chew
equals blechk, it's gross

by LonelyChicken on May 14, 2018

Oh look something green
Could be a good vegetable
Nope just coriander

by Person5497 on Jun 4, 2018

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

Note: IHateCoriander.com receives a share of revenue from items purchased through the website! Who's better qualified to have a sit-down with coriander than one of its floral companions? IHateCoriander.com is located in San Francisco (wanna buy some shares?) and wild sage grows freely on hills surrounding the city. Its omnipresent fragrance makes it an authority on all things odoriferous. That's why we love this t-s...

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by Grant Chadsworth on Jul 16, 2019

I was having a normal day like any other. I came home from school to find my mother cooking dinner like she usually did and I went to my bedroom to hide from my siblings until dinner time. So dinner time comes around and we're having spaghetti, my mom said she was trying a new recipe and this excited me. Our plates were filled to the brim with delicious spaghetti and it was time to eat. I was about to bite into my first taste when I heard it. My mother had dropped her fork. Why? Coriander. There was coriander in her new recipe. The taste was so disgusting, so horrendous that it murdered my mo...

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by austin on Jun 14, 2016

I've been a member of IHC for 10 years. Now that there's a blog I'm writing posts for it. This is my first. One thing I've learned since joining is that some people taste coriander differently than I do. To me coriander tastes like something went bad, sour, or rotten. It also has a "wet dog" smell. If it's really fresh then the taste and smell are pretty mild. That's another thing I've learned: some people hate it much more than I do! For example, if it's cut up into really small piece...

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I ate coriander
it tasted like some gross soap
Then i went and cried.

by bakugokatsukih8scilantro on Jul 19, 2019

Tastes like stale urine
we all know it's coriander
honestly just bad

by Water Sandwich on Jul 16, 2019

Coriander is Bad
My world's extremely plaid
Therefore, I'm very sad

by MagicIAN on Jul 10, 2019

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by Stacy on Jun 16, 2014

Coriander sensitivity may be a tip off that you are Heavy Metal Poisoned. Trust Your Biology to respond appropriately to neuro-biochemical shifts.

I can't believe no one has posted this information on your board yet, so I will do so now...

Facts:
Coriander oil is used by MANY MANY advanced detox doctors to dislodge Mercury and other heavy metals from the brain, nerves, liver, and other fatty organs of the body, the organs on the other side of the blood brain barrier. However, after coriander oil dislodges it, it does not REMOVE the heavy metal from the body, it jus...

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by Stacy on Jun 16, 2014

Coriander sensitivity may be a tip off that you are Heavy Metal Poisoned. Trust Your Biology to respond appropriately to neuro-biochemical shifts.

I can't believe no one has posted this information on your board yet, so I will do so now...

Facts:
Coriander oil is used by MANY MANY advanced detox doctors to dislodge Mercury and other heavy metals from the brain, nerves, liver, and other fatty organs of the body, the organs on the other side of the blood brain barrier. However, after coriander oil dislodges it, it does not REMOVE the heavy metal from the body, it jus...

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