by Mr. Ham on Dec 21, 2017
At first it was just a dislike of coriander. If someone asked if I wanted it as a garnish I would politely say no and go on with my day. I didn't care for the taste but I didn't hate the plant, not in the same light as say broccoli at least. But that soon changed. My dislike of coriander soon turned to hate and anger. I will refuse accept those who eat this monstrosity, I've stopped going to restaurants that house this little devil plant, I can't even walk into a garden without fear of happening upon it. It has changed my life forever.
I was 9 at the time of the turning point. ...
Who even am i
creating a haiku
by cilantrocanchoke on May 27, 2018
coriander is like,
super duper bad you guys
why does it exist
by freakydeakytacoboi on Jan 8, 2018
Let's learn Russian words,
'Kinza' means the coriander,
The more you know, friend.
by MrCurlyAlex on Nov 4, 2017
by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016
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by austin on Jun 27, 2016
You might think, "why does Austin do this blog when he could ensconce himself to a private island with the millions he's earned as a writer?" The truth is, I spent all my millions on the island before learning that coriander is the only thing that grows there. That's why I'm looking for a job. Ok, so neither pile of green in that story are real, but the job searching most definitely is and moonlighting as an anti-c...
I feel so betrayed
The leafy green sheen... Horrid
It makes salad gross
by Duckgirl999 on Oct 23, 2019
coriander aint that bad
yall are pussies
you got shit tounges
by i actually love cilantro on Oct 23, 2019
I hate coriander
It is the hated veagy
This is the worst
by 27wangdb on Oct 22, 2019
by Homseas on Sep 21, 2018
I can't really remember my first encounter with the greens themselves. However, this is what it tastes like to me:
Imagine you're walking on the beach along the ocean front. You are having a wonderful day, the smell of the salt water in your lungs gives you the feeling you are truly alive. Suddenly, the breeze changes and you smell a foul rotting smell. You look around, frantically trying to find this intruder on your joy...then, you see it. A rotting fish baking in the sun, the smell of rot and salt permeates the air around you making it hard to breathe. You try and try to suppress...
by Stacy on Jun 16, 2014
Coriander sensitivity may be a tip off that you are Heavy Metal Poisoned. Trust Your Biology to respond appropriately to neuro-biochemical shifts.
I can't believe no one has posted this information on your board yet, so I will do so now...
Coriander oil is used by MANY MANY advanced detox doctors to dislodge Mercury and other heavy metals from the brain, nerves, liver, and other fatty organs of the body, the organs on the other side of the blood brain barrier. However, after coriander oil dislodges it, it does not REMOVE the heavy metal from the body, it jus...