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Added on Jul 19, 2019

Official IHateCilantro.com mug! by IHC

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by Homseas on Sep 21, 2018

I can't really remember my first encounter with the greens themselves. However, this is what it tastes like to me:

Imagine you're walking on the beach along the ocean front. You are having a wonderful day, the smell of the salt water in your lungs gives you the feeling you are truly alive. Suddenly, the breeze changes and you smell a foul rotting smell. You look around, frantically trying to find this intruder on your joy...then, you see it. A rotting fish baking in the sun, the smell of rot and salt permeates the air around you making it hard to breathe. You try and try to suppress...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

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coriander is like,
super duper bad you guys
why does it exist

by freakydeakytacoboi on Jan 8, 2018

Extreme depression
Sprinkled on the top of it
Spaghetti ruined

by IdioticGeniusRedbubble on Dec 18, 2017

Coriander is bad
it doesn't taste good
so just throw it out

by why cilantro? on Dec 16, 2017

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

No cilantro mug with road-sign-style cilantro blocker. People who say they like cilantro are lying. by andrewmlk

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by thestaff on Jul 2, 2016

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Cilantro - Just Say No Tee Shirt by OneOneToo

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander Ruined My Salad T-Shirt by martiothomson87

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by thestaff on Jun 30, 2016

Scientists know a thing or two about chemicals and not surprisingly a recent study compares coriander to one. You know how Coca-Cola can clean rust off chrome and how Dave's Ghost Pepper hot sauce is an albeit delicious "great industrial cleaner and grease remover?" Well another food of questionable edibility can be used in place of activated carbon and "harsher and more expensive chemical...

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Added on Jul 9, 2019

Coriander is the devil t-shirt by kindredpunk

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What is Coriander
Never heard of it before
What even is it?

by TheAwesomeYT on Nov 17, 2019

I hate the green hue
Because it looks just like puke
Which is what I do

by CilantroIsPrettyBad on Nov 17, 2019

Coriander sucks man
I never wanna taste it
Kill it all right now

by onlinebird on Nov 16, 2019

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

I HATE CILANTRO T SHIRT by keen101

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by Toe on Oct 24, 2017

This horrid taste that assaults me, soaplike and yet without charm.
Entered this hell via family dinner, thought I, but the worst is yet to pass, how far could this green-skinned plant draw me, nay, for I am strong and possessing a will of steel.
Lo, how wrong was i to underestimate this worst of foes, this unfoodlike edible, this plight upon my tastes, a suffering was never worse felt then whence that herb, or so-called, hit my tongue for it was a hell of human devising.
Never again will i make the same novice mistake,
never again will i trust those i called my own, ...

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Added on Jul 10, 2019

Things I Hate People & Cilantro t-shirt by jjmcclear

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by Heather on Dec 5, 2013

When I was around 10, my mom (who loved to try new things) made a dish that was just revolting. She called me down for dinner, and I could smell something weird from halfway down the hall. It smelled like the hot soapy mist when you first open the dishwasher. I actually thought someone just did the dishes, and I couldn't figure out why the smell was so strong that day. I sat down to eat, and I was just sick to my stomach by the smell. I was angry at my mom, I thought she did something weird to the dishes, put them through the wrong cycle or something, and they were still dirty. I got a n...

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